A little girl, maybe six or seven years old, and her grandma were walking along the sidewalk in downtown Owensboro, Kentucky a few years ago.
The little girl asked grandma, "Hey grandma, can we go for a walk?"
The grandma said, "Yes." The little girl was so excited. "Yeepee! Where are we going?"
Grandma, in a grumpy voice said, "To the car."
(Contributed by Kevin-Grandfather)
Sarah's mom went to pick her up from preschool only to find her sitting in timeout. "Why were you in timeout?"
"For telling the truth."
Knowing there was more to the story, mom asked, "Why were you in timeout for telling the truth?"
"Joey told the teacher I hit him twice and I told her I only hit him once, and that's when I had to sit in timeout for telling the truth."
(Contributed by Tammie-Mom)