Dad Jokes are Fun
--My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex....They're his watch dogs
--I lost 25% of my roof last night.........Oof
--What does a baby computer call its father?.......Data
--When does a regular joke become a dad joke.......When it becomes apparent
--What's a lawyer's favorite drink?......Subpoena Colada
--Singing in the Shower is all fine and dandy until you get soap in your mouth......Then it's a soap opera
--What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday of course, the rest are weak days
--I have a fear of elevators, so I took steps to avoid it
--What's the leading cause of dry skin?......Towels
--I named my horse Mayo......Mayo nays
--I have a fear of speed bumps.......I'm slowly getting over it
--Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?.....Great food but no atmosphere
--What do you call a wizard who is bad at football?.......Fumbledoor
--What do you call a bear with no teeth?......A gummy bear
--Inflation is getting out of control, but that's just my five cents
--Last but not least.....drumroll please......I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day joke was.....he said, You